I agree Joe. Someone explain how it was she was reaching into the fridge for the burrito while she was still carrying the remote. There was no reason to take it into the kitchen at all. When you get up to go to the kitchen or bathroom you leave the remote on the coffee table.
ROFLMAO = Rolling On Floor, Laughing My @$$ Off
Newbie = n00b
1337 = Elite (if you turn 1337 around 180 degrees it looks like LEET which sounds like “elite”)
Llewellenbruce almost 15 years ago
Did you remember to take the batteries out first?
EarlWash almost 15 years ago
Hey, Earl, just hold off a while till she wants to see all the soap operas. Then let HER go out and buy a new one.
carmy almost 15 years ago
The old burrito? Crunch on that, Earl!
firstwife almost 15 years ago
Is the garbage disposal still alright? It’s cheaper to replace a remote than a disposal.
COWBOY7 almost 15 years ago
Earl, you’re the replacement “clicker”!
Proginoskes almost 15 years ago
No, Opal put it down the garbage disposal, so she is the replacement clicker.
(Yeah, yeah, I know … “What color’s the sky on your planet?”)
smvoccio almost 15 years ago
I like the possessiveness of Earl’s comment…”my clicker.” As if the remote came inscribed with his name on it….
alondra almost 15 years ago
I agree Joe. Someone explain how it was she was reaching into the fridge for the burrito while she was still carrying the remote. There was no reason to take it into the kitchen at all. When you get up to go to the kitchen or bathroom you leave the remote on the coffee table.
w9cwd almost 15 years ago
I threatened to trade my wife in for two twenty year olds.
Her response……”Go right ahead dear,
your life insurance is paid up!”
GROG Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Opal, why don’t you try changing channels with that burrito. I think you tossed what’s left of your mind down the garbage disposal.
DolphinGirl78 almost 15 years ago
Fly Guy: ROFLMAO! I’m sorry, but that is FUNNY!
LinKlinker Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Senior moment, brain freeze or revenge for remote hogging? And what is ROFLMAO? Maybe us newbies should just sympathize with Opal.
NoBrandName almost 15 years ago
ROFLMAO = Rolling On Floor, Laughing My @$$ Off Newbie = n00b 1337 = Elite (if you turn 1337 around 180 degrees it looks like LEET which sounds like “elite”)
JP Steve Premium Member almost 15 years ago
My remotes are always turning up in the kitchen or bathroom – and there’s only one person I can blame!
alondra almost 15 years ago
FishStix and Fly Guy, just remember two can play at that game. In which case I get 2 28 year olds. Male of course.