Dad: Ain't talkin' 'bout love!! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Jamies cryin'!! Might as well Jump! Van Halen's on tour!! Mom: I could have married an airplane pilot, but I chose the dork.
Dorks are less likely to cheat on you. There have been studies.
I feel your pain
Wait…isn’t this also the guy who said that, in music history, the 1980’s never happened?
He forgot “Hot For Teacher”
In some instances, “Dork” & “Airline Pilot” are the same thing. At least the ThataDork is home all the time, helping Thatamom raise Thatababy.
ROCK ON!
He’s no dork mam!
An airline pilot can be a dork too….trust me on this. Besides, he would be gone lots.
She means ham.
Back in the day, I LOVED VAN HALEN!
And supposedly, what was actually being pumped into Noriega’s headphones when he was in front of Congress or being arraigned or whatever.
Oh lordy….I never liked Van Halen…just heard their new song ‘Tattoo’….I don’t think the song makes much sense, then again do ANY of their songs? LOL
You mean like John Arbuckle from Garfield?
April 08, 2014
rayannina almost 13 years ago
Dorks are less likely to cheat on you. There have been studies.
sillykit almost 13 years ago
I feel your pain
EMT almost 13 years ago
Wait…isn’t this also the guy who said that, in music history, the 1980’s never happened?
avarner almost 13 years ago
He forgot “Hot For Teacher”
Shooter918 almost 13 years ago
In some instances, “Dork” & “Airline Pilot” are the same thing. At least the ThataDork is home all the time, helping Thatamom raise Thatababy.
Nancy Murphy almost 13 years ago
ROCK ON!
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 13 years ago
He’s no dork mam!
LingeeWhiz almost 13 years ago
An airline pilot can be a dork too….trust me on this. Besides, he would be gone lots.
DavidAo almost 13 years ago
She means ham.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Back in the day, I LOVED VAN HALEN!
K M almost 13 years ago
And supposedly, what was actually being pumped into Noriega’s headphones when he was in front of Congress or being arraigned or whatever.
Koolfunkygrrl almost 13 years ago
Oh lordy….I never liked Van Halen…just heard their new song ‘Tattoo’….I don’t think the song makes much sense, then again do ANY of their songs? LOL
Chloe the Cucumber almost 7 years ago
You mean like John Arbuckle from Garfield?