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Dad: Ain't talkin' 'bout love!! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Jamies cryin'!! Might as well Jump! Van Halen's on tour!!
Mom: I could have married an airplane pilot, but I chose the dork.
Oh lordyā¦.I never liked Van Halenā¦just heard their new song āTattooāā¦.I donāt think the song makes much sense, then again do ANY of their songs? LOL
rayannina about 13 years ago
Dorks are less likely to cheat on you. There have been studies.
sillykit about 13 years ago
I feel your pain
EMT about 13 years ago
Waitā¦isnāt this also the guy who said that, in music history, the 1980ās never happened?
avarner about 13 years ago
He forgot āHot For Teacherā
Shooter918 about 13 years ago
In some instances, āDorkā & āAirline Pilotā are the same thing. At least the ThataDork is home all the time, helping Thatamom raise Thatababy.
Nancy Murphy about 13 years ago
ROCK ON!
Comic Minister Premium Member about 13 years ago
Heās no dork mam!
LingeeWhiz about 13 years ago
An airline pilot can be a dork tooā¦.trust me on this. Besides, he would be gone lots.
DavidAo about 13 years ago
She means ham.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 13 years ago
Back in the day, I LOVED VAN HALEN!
K M about 13 years ago
And supposedly, what was actually being pumped into Noriegaās headphones when he was in front of Congress or being arraigned or whatever.
Koolfunkygrrl about 13 years ago
Oh lordyā¦.I never liked Van Halenā¦just heard their new song āTattooāā¦.I donāt think the song makes much sense, then again do ANY of their songs? LOL
Chloe the Cucumber almost 7 years ago
You mean like John Arbuckle from Garfield?