Actually, the bull follows the movement of the cape, not the color. In the last third (each bullfight consists of 6 bulls, 3 toreros: the fighting of each bull is divided into thirds) the cape the torero uses is smaller than the capes used in the previous thirds, thereby exposing him more to the bull.
A little joke that, I hope, will apply to Stan:A man on a business trip in Mexico decides to take in a bull fight. After the event, he stops in to the little dive next to the venue called “The Matador”. As he checks out the menu trying to decide what he wants he sees a waiter bring a dish to another customer. The dish is spaghetti with these two huge meat balls. When the waiter comes to his table, he inquires. "That is the " replies the waiter. “Spaghetti and Bull testicles. We get them after the bull fight. It is exquisite!” “That’s what I’ll have!”, says the businessman. “I’m very sorry senor, but that dish is only available once per day”. Disappointed, the man orders another dish and plans to try again the next day. So again, the next day he goes to the bull fights, and afterwards stops into the dive. Just as the waiter is coming to his table, he sees another waiter bringing the "" to another customer who was there before him. “Damn!” he says to himself. “And tomorrow’s my last day here.” So the next day, he skips the bull fight, and stands in line at the cafe. He is the first one seated, and proudly proclaims, “I’ll have the !” “Very well, senor!” responds the waiter. Soon afterwards, the waiter brings out his dish, but the meat balls are disappointingly small. Very small, as a matter of fact. “What’s with this!” the now angry man shouts. “I’m very sorry, senor” said the waiter, “but the bull does not always lose!”
sillykit almost 13 years ago
where do you get one of those?
margueritem almost 13 years ago
Great one today.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago
The story that they charge red capes is pure bull.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago
(Not sure about whether they pay cash for them instead, though.)
maestrabella67 almost 13 years ago
Actually, the bull follows the movement of the cape, not the color. In the last third (each bullfight consists of 6 bulls, 3 toreros: the fighting of each bull is divided into thirds) the cape the torero uses is smaller than the capes used in the previous thirds, thereby exposing him more to the bull.
ilocine almost 13 years ago
take your time Stan, let your feminine side express itself…I love the way Rory hides himself behind Stan: too cute
ilocine almost 13 years ago
A little joke that, I hope, will apply to Stan:A man on a business trip in Mexico decides to take in a bull fight. After the event, he stops in to the little dive next to the venue called “The Matador”. As he checks out the menu trying to decide what he wants he sees a waiter bring a dish to another customer. The dish is spaghetti with these two huge meat balls. When the waiter comes to his table, he inquires. "That is the " replies the waiter. “Spaghetti and Bull testicles. We get them after the bull fight. It is exquisite!” “That’s what I’ll have!”, says the businessman. “I’m very sorry senor, but that dish is only available once per day”. Disappointed, the man orders another dish and plans to try again the next day. So again, the next day he goes to the bull fights, and afterwards stops into the dive. Just as the waiter is coming to his table, he sees another waiter bringing the "" to another customer who was there before him. “Damn!” he says to himself. “And tomorrow’s my last day here.” So the next day, he skips the bull fight, and stands in line at the cafe. He is the first one seated, and proudly proclaims, “I’ll have the !” “Very well, senor!” responds the waiter. Soon afterwards, the waiter brings out his dish, but the meat balls are disappointingly small. Very small, as a matter of fact. “What’s with this!” the now angry man shouts. “I’m very sorry, senor” said the waiter, “but the bull does not always lose!”
celeconecca almost 13 years ago
pepto-bismol pink!
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 13 years ago
is he a matador, or an interior decorator?
Shikamoo Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Burnt ochre bugs me too Rory. Charge the door-a-mat.
feefers_ 8 months ago
Heh heh heh