Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for December 02, 2009

A present to end a marriage.

This is an old theme, but a lot of us guys have it coming. In about 1955, my father surprised my mother on Mother’s Day with the new deer rifle he wanted. I was only 9 or 10 at the time, but it didn’t seem to me that it was quite the thing to do.

In ….. 1955….. my Father-in-law….. shot the bull

Wrong conclusion, sir.

You mean I shouldn’t give her that gift card to Hooters?

When I was 12, my Dad got Mom a dishwasher for Mother’s Day. He paid for that one for years (and I don’t mean the credit plan.)

I don’t understand it. Most guys would be thrilled to get a new lawnmower on Father’s Day.

LOL-LOL! perhaps another case of men are from mars, women are from venus. :-D

My lovely female accomplice in crime was thrilled when I gave her a Roomba for Christmas 2 years ago. Now she hardly uses it. I’m guessing that’s because it doesn’t climb well from the wood floors onto the area rugs.

You guys had fathers AND mothers?

He’s dead meat.

why doesn’t he try the vacuum on hs days off.