Herman by Jim Unger for February 27, 2012

As we say in Oz, “big unit”.

I resimble that fact.

This is ’Merica

Riding for a fall

Keep Away from small children and pets….(I’m thinkin’ she might be wearing my cowbell…)

or……when i was single….i said…." table for 1, wine for 5…."

she likes the square meals a day, for dinner after lunch and breakfast

oop, the three square meals, that is 8D

She doesn’t follow the late Orson Welles advice on avoiding weight gain: When you have dinner for four, invite other people!