Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 03, 2009

Maybe it has a couple doses of morphine in there.

The insurance company still made 80% profit on the kit.

Don’t use that kit unless your actually dying, cause that’s all you get..

In the Kingdom of Id, that’s probably the most they can hope for.

It’ll cost $12.00 on under universal health insurance cuz everything the government is involved in always costs more than it’s supposed to.

Good Luck. The contents are extra!

An example of private health care insurance.

My insurance plan consists of roll of duct tape and a bottle of rum.

$10 sounds better than a trillion.

Hopefully his worst health problems will be a lifetime of booboos.

That’s half the problem. People take a first aid problem that could be treated by a Tenderfoot Boy Scout and go to an emergency room.

Quite true, wjlott. Floor space and waiting room chairs in Hospitals and Dr. offices would be freed up if they didn’t abuse the right to go to a doctor.

Well, at least in Id you get something from the insurance after you’ve paid for it….

Comes Complete with a 4-hour waiting line, before you can open it.

And by the way you’ve reached your cap. So everything after you’ve exhausted that first aid kit will be out of pocket expenses.

I HOPE CONGRESS READS THIS.

I’m setting up a booth at the flea market!!!

there it is…the public option……I’m sure the seller works for the king

Must’ve been the fink’s idea.

Canada’s free health care system at work