Brevity by Dan Thompson for February 16, 2012

A stuffy in a puffy.

Radish I’m down with that….

Of course, I’m just horsing around.

Better get back on track.

But…. before Varnes asks … why is he sad?

Not to nag, but the s is on the wrong word.

Churchill Downs is in…..Louisville

Hey guys. Do I get a cut for the idea????

Winston tastes good like a cigarette should?

Susan, why IS he sad?

Ans: He and the Queen used to really get down….but she ended the affair and now he’s sad…In fact it looks like he’s down and out…..But take heart, you can’t keep a good man down…

Nice car you have in the video, Six.(I’ll try to watch the whole thing as the day progresses)

Winchester Cathedral, you’re bringin’ me down. You stood and you watched as my baby left town. You could have done something, but you didn’t try. You didn’t do nothin’. You let her pass by…..I believe that’s what ol’ Winston is humming…

How do you get down off Churchill?You can’t get down off Churchill, you get down off a duck.How do you get down off a duck? You pluck it..Yeah, seems like they shouldn’t have Big Ben in Louisville. Is Winnie wearing a derby? A Kentucky derby?

Baldy — no, you get down off Churchill the same way you get down off a duck — sit on the head, facing backwards …. slide down the back, and over the tail, then try to land on your feet.

Works on elephants, too.

We need our politicians to be more like Winston Churchill today.

A thinner coat up with which he would not put.