Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for February 09, 2012

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    margueritem  almost 13 years ago

    He was thinking of his neighbors, especially Essex, who had been attacked by FCF, and bombed with litter lumps…Who would have thought that such things could happen on Ballard Street, of all places…

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    Superfrog  almost 13 years ago

    That’ll teach you to read the news.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    He soon realised it was just the apple cobbler, on top of the polish dogs with sauerkraut….and turned back to his crossword puzzle, despair forgotten.

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    naturally_easy  almost 13 years ago

    I usually fix that with a “pull my finger” ruse.

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    Plods with ...™  almost 13 years ago

    No you didn’t.

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    StelBel  almost 13 years ago

    …but, he was so pleased that he finally felt the despair that he yearned to feel for most of his life, that it left him as quickly as it appeared, only to be replaced with a certain contentment that he had, indeed,experienced and recognized the despair that had eluded him, but it was over too soon! Whoa, wait a minute, here it comes again…no, false alarm - apple cobbler and sauerkraut truly should not be combined! Wait! Wait… it’s back agai -- what the…..??? _That darn *&#$@$% cat next door…right through the window this time!!!_

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    buddynash  almost 13 years ago

    It was nice to see that Ballard Street had returned, but that does not overcome the stupidity of the black band on Geech. Shame on you turkeys!

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    billdi Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    i know that feeling…

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    boldyuma  almost 13 years ago

    My older brother said that he used to live in a

    state of despair(New Mexico)..He complained..

    “Poor New Mexico..so far from heaven and sooooo

    close to Texas."

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    Logical Duck  almost 13 years ago

    “Never mind dear. Why not have a little think about your averageness? You know how excellent that makes you feel.”

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    Logical Duck  almost 13 years ago

    Alternatively:“It may have been a loosening of your regulatory controls.”

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    Sirzanne  almost 13 years ago

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    monawarner  almost 13 years ago

    Oh, Lordy. I’m glad I came back. I haven’t giggled so much in years — thirty or forty maybe.

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    Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML   almost 13 years ago

    zhay…..! *.. zenny budy seed mah bammed danjo…. o,O

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    Tigressy  almost 3 years ago

    Two dice (7 points) or just one die (4 points), that is the question…

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    Dry and Dusty Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Good morning Balladeers, (((((Plods))))) and Miss Susan.

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    Plods with ...™  almost 3 years ago

    Who said that? @cleoandcompany.net

    Good morning Basset phans!

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    Y’all get out those stones and bake a pie. (((((HuGz!!)))))

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