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He was thinking of his neighbors, especially Essex, who had been attacked by FCF, and bombed with litter lumpsā¦Who would have thought that such things could happen on Ballard Street, of all placesā¦
He soon realised it was just the apple cobbler, on top of the polish dogs with sauerkrautā¦.and turned back to his crossword puzzle, despair forgotten.
ā¦but, he was so pleased that he finally felt the despair that he yearned to feel for most of his life, that it left him as quickly as it appeared, only to be replaced with a certain contentment that he had, indeed,experienced and recognized the despair that had eluded him, but it was over too soon! Whoa, wait a minute, here it comes againā¦no, false alarm - apple cobbler and sauerkraut truly should not be combined! Wait! Waitā¦ itās back agai -- what theā¦..??? _That darn *&#$@$% cat next doorā¦right through the window this time!!!_
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margueritem about 13 years ago
He was thinking of his neighbors, especially Essex, who had been attacked by FCF, and bombed with litter lumpsā¦Who would have thought that such things could happen on Ballard Street, of all placesā¦
Superfrog about 13 years ago
Thatāll teach you to read the news.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 13 years ago
He soon realised it was just the apple cobbler, on top of the polish dogs with sauerkrautā¦.and turned back to his crossword puzzle, despair forgotten.
naturally_easy about 13 years ago
I usually fix that with a āpull my fingerā ruse.
Plods with ...ā¢ about 13 years ago
No you didnāt.
StelBel about 13 years ago
ā¦but, he was so pleased that he finally felt the despair that he yearned to feel for most of his life, that it left him as quickly as it appeared, only to be replaced with a certain contentment that he had, indeed,experienced and recognized the despair that had eluded him, but it was over too soon! Whoa, wait a minute, here it comes againā¦no, false alarm - apple cobbler and sauerkraut truly should not be combined! Wait! Waitā¦ itās back agai -- what theā¦..??? _That darn *&#$@$% cat next doorā¦right through the window this time!!!_
buddynash about 13 years ago
It was nice to see that Ballard Street had returned, but that does not overcome the stupidity of the black band on Geech. Shame on you turkeys!
billdi Premium Member about 13 years ago
i know that feelingā¦
boldyuma about 13 years ago
My older brother said that he used to live in a
state of despair(New Mexico)..He complained..
āPoor New Mexico..so far from heaven and sooooo
close to Texas."
Logical Duck about 13 years ago
āNever mind dear. Why not have a little think about your averageness? You know how excellent that makes you feel.ā
Logical Duck about 13 years ago
Alternatively:āIt may have been a loosening of your regulatory controls.ā
Sirzanne about 13 years ago
Now on the catwalk, we see Essex60 sporting The SLKG Inc. water-repellant, bulletproof, full-overbody Kevlar-Gamp.
Equally perfect for both hail-storms and hails of gunfire. One-button operation opens and closes shield automatically. Vented design stays open even during sandstorms.
As the SLKG Kevlar-Gamp is a āmade-to-measureā device, it is available only by pre-fabrication ordering from CESM (Chief Executive Sales Manager) Essex60.
SLKG Armoured Hybrid 45MPG highway/25MPG city/15MPG desert. 120mm caliber high-explosive rounds. 6-speaker stereo with XM radio. 360 degree turret. Buy now and receive free lifetimeā lube and tyre rotation.
ā Your lifetime.
SPECIAL OFFERAs an introductory offer, for a limited period only, each purchase of the SLKG Armoured Hybrid will include a complimentary SLKG Inc. Kevlar-Gamp in size of your specification.
Donāt miss out on this once in a lifetime offer!
monawarner about 13 years ago
Oh, Lordy. Iām glad I came back. I havenāt giggled so much in years ā thirty or forty maybe.
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML about 13 years ago
zhayā¦..! *.. zenny budy seed mah bammed danjoā¦. o,O
Tigressy about 3 years ago
Two dice (7 points) or just one die (4 points), that is the questionā¦
https://cleoandcompany.net/february-9-2022/
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 3 years ago
Good morning Balladeers, (((((Plods))))) and Miss Susan.
Plods with ...ā¢ about 3 years ago
Who said that? @cleoandcompany.net
Good morning Basset phans!
The only Natāl day that counts today. NATIONAL PIZZA DAY!
Yāall get out those stones and bake a pie. (((((HuGz!!)))))