He was thinking of his neighbors, especially Essex, who had been attacked by FCF, and bombed with litter lumps…Who would have thought that such things could happen on Ballard Street, of all places…
…but, he was so pleased that he finally felt the despair that he yearned to feel for most of his life, that it left him as quickly as it appeared, only to be replaced with a certain contentment that he had, indeed,experienced and recognized the despair that had eluded him, but it was over too soon! Whoa, wait a minute, here it comes again…no, false alarm - apple cobbler and sauerkraut truly should not be combined! Wait! Wait… it’s back agai -- what the…..??? _That darn *&#$@$% cat next door…right through the window this time!!!_
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margueritem almost 13 years ago
He was thinking of his neighbors, especially Essex, who had been attacked by FCF, and bombed with litter lumps…Who would have thought that such things could happen on Ballard Street, of all places…
Superfrog almost 13 years ago
That’ll teach you to read the news.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago
He soon realised it was just the apple cobbler, on top of the polish dogs with sauerkraut….and turned back to his crossword puzzle, despair forgotten.
naturally_easy almost 13 years ago
I usually fix that with a “pull my finger” ruse.
Plods with ...™ almost 13 years ago
No you didn’t.
StelBel almost 13 years ago
…but, he was so pleased that he finally felt the despair that he yearned to feel for most of his life, that it left him as quickly as it appeared, only to be replaced with a certain contentment that he had, indeed,experienced and recognized the despair that had eluded him, but it was over too soon! Whoa, wait a minute, here it comes again…no, false alarm - apple cobbler and sauerkraut truly should not be combined! Wait! Wait… it’s back agai -- what the…..??? _That darn *&#$@$% cat next door…right through the window this time!!!_
buddynash almost 13 years ago
It was nice to see that Ballard Street had returned, but that does not overcome the stupidity of the black band on Geech. Shame on you turkeys!
billdi Premium Member almost 13 years ago
i know that feeling…
boldyuma almost 13 years ago
My older brother said that he used to live in a
state of despair(New Mexico)..He complained..
“Poor New Mexico..so far from heaven and sooooo
close to Texas."
Logical Duck almost 13 years ago
“Never mind dear. Why not have a little think about your averageness? You know how excellent that makes you feel.”
Logical Duck almost 13 years ago
Alternatively:“It may have been a loosening of your regulatory controls.”
Sirzanne almost 13 years ago
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As the SLKG Kevlar-Gamp is a ‘made-to-measure’ device, it is available only by pre-fabrication ordering from CESM (Chief Executive Sales Manager) Essex60.
SLKG Armoured Hybrid 45MPG highway/25MPG city/15MPG desert. 120mm caliber high-explosive rounds. 6-speaker stereo with XM radio. 360 degree turret. Buy now and receive free lifetime† lube and tyre rotation.
† Your lifetime.
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monawarner almost 13 years ago
Oh, Lordy. I’m glad I came back. I haven’t giggled so much in years — thirty or forty maybe.
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML almost 13 years ago
zhay…..! *.. zenny budy seed mah bammed danjo…. o,O
Tigressy almost 3 years ago
Two dice (7 points) or just one die (4 points), that is the question…
https://cleoandcompany.net/february-9-2022/
Dry and Dusty Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Good morning Balladeers, (((((Plods))))) and Miss Susan.
Plods with ...™ almost 3 years ago
Who said that? @cleoandcompany.net
Good morning Basset phans!
The only Nat’l day that counts today. NATIONAL PIZZA DAY!
Y’all get out those stones and bake a pie. (((((HuGz!!)))))