Edison’s two greatest inventions came about by accident:PHONOGRAPH: Edison was looking for a way to record telegraph messages, ie an answering machine for telegraphers and noted the machine could also record sound. MOVIES: resulted from two men arguing if when in full gallop all four horse’s feet were off the ground at the same time. To find out, they set up a number of cameras with trip lines on a racetrack. When examining the prints, someone noted that it they were stacked in order, and flipped – motion resulted.
Just for funzies…the times that I have been evidently VERY attractive to free women…got that? It’s been one of those times when I wasn’t working very hard for OTHER people, just hanging around writing, etc, AND hadn’t taken a bath in…I don’t know, a week even, maybe. I mean, I looked fairly clean on the outside, but girls still hang around and laugh at my jokes…if I haven’t taken a shower in a while.
Yes, I know how to spell pheromone.
And now we have even industries of gurus who teach loners how to hook up with women…probably the best advice is to find something you really like doing MORE than chasing women, and DON"T bathe too often. Why be a prissy-smelling Zombie? Women are always looking around. Don’t worry. Be happy.
There have been studies showing use of anti-perspirants leads to Parkinson’s Disease due to the Aluminum content. @ Kees is right: best not to use those products and simply eat properly & exercise regularly. Offensive body odor is caused by excessive fat cells.
doc white over 12 years ago
Something stinks here.
PoorPig over 12 years ago
Thomas Alva Edison quote
GROG Premium Member over 12 years ago
That stinks!
J Short over 12 years ago
Edison invented deodorant?
thirdguy over 12 years ago
No no Shortstuff, it was his quote.Nevermind.
jtviper7 over 12 years ago
Does he have anything to do with the B&O Railroad…
tuslog64 over 12 years ago
Edison’s two greatest inventions came about by accident:PHONOGRAPH: Edison was looking for a way to record telegraph messages, ie an answering machine for telegraphers and noted the machine could also record sound. MOVIES: resulted from two men arguing if when in full gallop all four horse’s feet were off the ground at the same time. To find out, they set up a number of cameras with trip lines on a racetrack. When examining the prints, someone noted that it they were stacked in order, and flipped – motion resulted.
tigre1 over 12 years ago
Just for funzies…the times that I have been evidently VERY attractive to free women…got that? It’s been one of those times when I wasn’t working very hard for OTHER people, just hanging around writing, etc, AND hadn’t taken a bath in…I don’t know, a week even, maybe. I mean, I looked fairly clean on the outside, but girls still hang around and laugh at my jokes…if I haven’t taken a shower in a while.
Yes, I know how to spell pheromone.
And now we have even industries of gurus who teach loners how to hook up with women…probably the best advice is to find something you really like doing MORE than chasing women, and DON"T bathe too often. Why be a prissy-smelling Zombie? Women are always looking around. Don’t worry. Be happy.
Skywatcher68 over 12 years ago
You must not have been around when Hart gave them the Panama Canal.
The Life I Draw Upon over 12 years ago
2% inspiration, 90% perspiration, 50% frustration, leaving compensation.
adubman over 12 years ago
There have been studies showing use of anti-perspirants leads to Parkinson’s Disease due to the Aluminum content. @ Kees is right: best not to use those products and simply eat properly & exercise regularly. Offensive body odor is caused by excessive fat cells.
iced tea over 12 years ago
Tom Edison didn’t come on the scene till eons later.
Shikamoo Premium Member over 12 years ago
Where’s Dry when you need her? Oh, that’s Arrid Extra Dry. Sorry!
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 12 years ago
Shika Are you telling me I need DEODERANT? Geez! I thought you were my friend! :-D
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 12 years ago
SHIKA, Stuck with you? I don’t think so Girl! More like a Blessing! :-)