Ah, Well I think Wiz is saying it because he does not want to get a lawsuit. The fact that you “USA-people” even put a warning sign on the microwave “not suitable for drying pets” says it all I should think.
There’s a label in the bottom of the battery compartment of my smoke detector that says “Warning – battery not installed” – carefully positioned so it’s not visible when the battery IS installed. Are we really that dumb? In the realm of the evolutionary process, stupidity is a capital offense.
Barticle35 above has it right. As soon as Monsanto patents it, then sends their CEO in through the revolving door of govt. FDA bureaucrat administrators… it’ll suddenly cure anything that ails ya (well, except those pesky side effects).
I love the warning on a hair dryer that it should not be used in the shower. And irons come with a warning that you should not iron clothes while wearing them.
Cherry juice (pure) actually works pretty well for gout, if you catch it before it gets too bad.
Steve Bartholomew over 12 years ago
Has Monsanto patented that yet?
Llewellenbruce over 12 years ago
Then what good is it?
GROG Premium Member over 12 years ago
I wouldn’t take it internally either.
pouncingtiger over 12 years ago
In order for Wiz to keep his career, he needs to kiss the @$$ of the FDA.
kees-c-bakker over 12 years ago
Ah, Well I think Wiz is saying it because he does not want to get a lawsuit. The fact that you “USA-people” even put a warning sign on the microwave “not suitable for drying pets” says it all I should think.
Hillbillyman over 12 years ago
All those drugs they advertize on Tv I noticed one thing: Some of that stuff will kill you faster than the illiness.
awcoffman over 12 years ago
There’s a label in the bottom of the battery compartment of my smoke detector that says “Warning – battery not installed” – carefully positioned so it’s not visible when the battery IS installed. Are we really that dumb? In the realm of the evolutionary process, stupidity is a capital offense.
Dewed over 12 years ago
“Gout” … is what you say when you want someone to leave
Digital Frog over 12 years ago
@kees and 25strings – I think that should have been: Stupidity is a Capitol offense, since that is the real source in the legal world.
MOSteve Premium Member over 12 years ago
Wait until you have gout. You’ll take anything!
iced tea over 12 years ago
You’d think Wiz would have given him something made with beets. I heard beets cure gout.
tuslog64 over 12 years ago
I bought a jar of peanut butter, and there was a label that said contains peanuts!
route66paul over 12 years ago
aren’t peanuts really legumes, like peas? nuts grow on trees, not underground.
Rakkav over 12 years ago
Does that include arsenic and lead bullets? :) (Something tells me you’re probably being ironic anyway, thus the quotes.)
Tsali-Queyi over 12 years ago
I bought a bathroom heater that had a warning against using it in a bathroom.
BigChiefDesoto over 12 years ago
The one that gets me is the “nutritional” information of a bottle of soda water! (“Club Soda” to youse Americans)
Phosphoros over 12 years ago
Barticle35 above has it right. As soon as Monsanto patents it, then sends their CEO in through the revolving door of govt. FDA bureaucrat administrators… it’ll suddenly cure anything that ails ya (well, except those pesky side effects).
neatslob Premium Member over 12 years ago
I love the warning on a hair dryer that it should not be used in the shower. And irons come with a warning that you should not iron clothes while wearing them.
Cherry juice (pure) actually works pretty well for gout, if you catch it before it gets too bad.
Phil (full phname Philip Philop) over 6 years ago
Yes it is. Gout.