Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 15, 2012

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    Steve Bartholomew  almost 13 years ago

    Has Monsanto patented that yet?

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    Llewellenbruce  almost 13 years ago

    Then what good is it?

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    GROG Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    I wouldn’t take it internally either.

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    pouncingtiger  almost 13 years ago

    In order for Wiz to keep his career, he needs to kiss the @$$ of the FDA.

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    kees-c-bakker  almost 13 years ago

    Ah, Well I think Wiz is saying it because he does not want to get a lawsuit. The fact that you “USA-people” even put a warning sign on the microwave “not suitable for drying pets” says it all I should think.

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    Hillbillyman  almost 13 years ago

    All those drugs they advertize on Tv I noticed one thing: Some of that stuff will kill you faster than the illiness.

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    awcoffman  almost 13 years ago

    There’s a label in the bottom of the battery compartment of my smoke detector that says “Warning – battery not installed” – carefully positioned so it’s not visible when the battery IS installed. Are we really that dumb? In the realm of the evolutionary process, stupidity is a capital offense.

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    Dewed  almost 13 years ago

    “Gout” … is what you say when you want someone to leave

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    Digital Frog  almost 13 years ago

    @kees and 25strings – I think that should have been: Stupidity is a Capitol offense, since that is the real source in the legal world.

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    MOSteve Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Wait until you have gout. You’ll take anything!

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    iced tea  almost 13 years ago

    You’d think Wiz would have given him something made with beets. I heard beets cure gout.

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    tuslog64  almost 13 years ago

    I bought a jar of peanut butter, and there was a label that said contains peanuts!

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    route66paul  almost 13 years ago

    aren’t peanuts really legumes, like peas? nuts grow on trees, not underground.

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    Rakkav  almost 13 years ago

    Does that include arsenic and lead bullets? :) (Something tells me you’re probably being ironic anyway, thus the quotes.)

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    Tsali-Queyi  almost 13 years ago

    I bought a bathroom heater that had a warning against using it in a bathroom.

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    BigChiefDesoto  almost 13 years ago

    The one that gets me is the “nutritional” information of a bottle of soda water! (“Club Soda” to youse Americans)

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    Phosphoros  almost 13 years ago

    Barticle35 above has it right. As soon as Monsanto patents it, then sends their CEO in through the revolving door of govt. FDA bureaucrat administrators… it’ll suddenly cure anything that ails ya (well, except those pesky side effects).

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    neatslob Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    I love the warning on a hair dryer that it should not be used in the shower. And irons come with a warning that you should not iron clothes while wearing them.

    Cherry juice (pure) actually works pretty well for gout, if you catch it before it gets too bad.

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    Phil (full phname Philip Philop)  over 6 years ago

    Yes it is. Gout.

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