Monty by Jim Meddick for February 29, 2012
Transcript:
Monty: Hey... I just came by the gallery t'see how th' new job's goin'... Moondog? Moondog?! Moondog: Hm? Oh, sorry. I'm sort of out of it... I've been watching a video installation of some ants crawling on a teacup for 3 1/2 hours... say, do I have anything on my neck? Monty: Just some deeply ingrained scratch marks.
Sisyphos almost 13 years ago
Moondog, as a security guard, you shouldn’t allow yourself to be distracted by a looped video of ants on a teacup! And, even more so, you should not be so weak-willed as to let the video cause you to inflict self-harm! Shame, Moondog, shame!
SwimsWithSharks almost 13 years ago
Still on his feet. Way to go, Moondog.
hometownk Premium Member almost 13 years ago
In a museum I got too close to a statue for piucture taking and set off alarms. Oops.
jimbeauga almost 13 years ago
Moondog scratched himself? Well, ant that a shame…
boldyuma almost 13 years ago
This won’t last long..
No beer at the museum..
His parrot Pilsner needs conversation and to be fed..
Hectoruno almost 13 years ago
Is this some sort of policical comment about the Teaparty?
iced tea almost 13 years ago
If I had to look at ants, I’d be scratching too.
Hunter7 almost 13 years ago
Our art gallery will allow you to lean in over the ropes (that are at ankle height) almost as close as you want. Just make sure your hands are behind your back, or some soft soled person will scare the living daylights out of you by whispering don’t touch in your ear.
Jkiss almost 13 years ago
I try to stay at least body length away from anything valuable. I’m a little klutzy and have been know to start chain reaction events. .I would have to laugh at an art display like that. Well…..laugh then maybe scratch…. just a little. LOL