The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 23, 2012

And if they don’t like it………….let em eat chalk!!

Good Morning Gargyles

But they have this condition that causes them to “scratch” a lot.

They were just taking pot luck.

They always think they can stick around and call the shots.Pretty b@lls-y.

Looks like they’re well on the way to being snookered.

The white ball said “I was lucky to come out without a scratch!”

There are nine solid color balls, plus the cueball and six striped balls

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition! Get the rack!

That better be “straight” pool or we will have to endure another round of GOP headlines.

My cue to leave,

Pool party!

As Neil Sedaka once said, “Breaking Up Is Hard To Do”.

Dum dee, dum do dah dum, come a come a………’

Green felt carpet?

I would like to break in on this, but you people have already racked up the best ones, so I will just pocket my comments for later.

The host was behind the eightball, but what could he do? He didn’t have deep enough pockets to hire a bouncer.

Cute, but can we table this for now? It’s not on my slate.

I think she (Ms B) was upset because in spite of her having the nicest rack in town, she wasn’t invited to the pool party…

Looks like they are going to “stick” it to ’em.

behing the 8 ball again

I’m so late to the pun party, I guess I’ll just stand in the corner with my hands in my pockets.

Like LaflnLarry I’m late to the pool party just standing around playin’ pocket pool by myself.

I noticed her groan was hangin’ in mid-air… you suppose she has a prehensile tail or…. ¿sʇooq uoısɹǝʌuı

I wonder what they are drinking….going to be bouncing off the walls. Sorry just a little stick humor.