Rubes by Leigh Rubin for February 20, 2012

She’ll have a bone to pick with you guys.

You put her in the water while cold and slowly raise the temperature…no wait that’s for frogs.

I’d rather eat her naked and uncooked.

I hope she’s not divorced because then she would be bitter…

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I would have gone with “brought a dish to pass”

Now I know where that phrase came from. Huh… :-)

Jerry?….. what kind of a name is that for a cannibal?!!