Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for February 27, 2012

Didn’t pass the bar.

…“You can tell a man who boozes,By the company he chooses,And the pig got up and slowly walked away.”

“We never eat cookies, they may contain yeast,And one little bite turns a man to a beast.Can you imagine a much worse disgrace,Than a man in the gutter with crumbs on his face.Away away with rum, by gumRum by gum, rum by gum.Away away with rum , by gum,The song of the Temperance Union.

Oh, thats very good. I like that.

He coun’t pass up a pass out.

My we have so many wonderful poets here this morning! :-D

Not drunk is he who falls to the floorand can rise again and drink once moreBut drunk is he who prostrate liesand can neither drink, nor rise

I like to have a martini,Two at the very most.After three I’m under the table,after four I’m under my host. -Dorothy Parker

Good to see Andy back, talking to his good friend the floor.

…someone took a grapefruit, wore it like a hat….…I saw someone under my kitchen tabletalking to my old tom cat……they were talking about Hockey…….the cat was talking back….…right about then everything went black.Wasn’t that a party!…

I’m guessing Andy didn’t give up drinking for lent..

Andy Capp 1963

Tch Tch. Shocking!

I love the way he crashes to the floor.

LOL xxx

Phew!!! Jack’s bar was just about to go bellyup!!

Now there’s the andy we all know and love

Drinking problem? Nope.I drink.I get drunk.I fall down.No problem.

On again, off again, begin again, Flanagan…