Herman by Jim Unger for March 23, 2012

Bet she rolled back her odometer.

One man’s trash is another man’s treasure.

Does that make her his second wife ?

It’s not the years, it’s the mileage that wears them out.

I hope he got showed the carfax

Somebody bought a lemon.

Only one careful previous owner. Carpet and paint no longer match. Not fast, hard to start. Warms up slowly. Occasional odd smells and leaks.

Now, about the bride…

It’ll be good for a few rides and then it’ll be a nonstop headache.

y’all are too funny…LOL

Mail order bride

She won’t be drinking because she belongs to both double a and triple a……AA/AAA