Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 14, 2002

Transcript:

"Looks like today's gonna be a closet day." "What's a closet day?" "It's a day I know is gonna be so bad that I just sit in a dark closet and hum 'Kumbaya' 'til the day is over." "Don't you need a campfire for that?" "Yeah...but I'm tired of setting my ties on fire."