Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 24, 2002
December 23, 2002
December 25, 2002
Transcript:
"I've heard that Rat has started a new business where you can hire him to take your lace at holiday family gatherings." "Yeah. Since everyone hates those things, he figures he'll get rich." "But is he good at social gatherings?" "...Now then, which brother are you...the pompous jerkface or the dumb fathead?"
Cuddleman about 12 years ago
Oh yeah…..he’s good………sure!
Earls Before Swine Premium Member over 1 year ago
What makes this even better is that the greatest insult to a pompous jerk is being indistinguishable from a dumb fathead, and vice versa.
RuinQueenofOblivion over 1 year ago
I’d hire him to go visit my Grandmother, she deseres it.