Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 25, 2003

Transcript:

"What do you want, Pig?" "Well, boss, I really do appreciate the job you've given me as 'Mr. Happy Egg.'" "...But I must say that some of your recent hires seem to pose a threat to my job stability." "Don't be so paranoid, egg boy." "EGG BEATER GUY" "Got any lunch plans, boss?