Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 14, 2003
June 13, 2003
June 15, 2003
Transcript:
"Listen, Floyd, you are not allowed to possess weapons of mass destruction." "Why not? You've got one." "Because I am responsible and I love peace." "You threatened to drop it on me because my kumquat tree was dropping kumquats on your lawn." "I love peace, not kumquats."
prittenpaw almost 13 years ago
There’s truth to that..
ReneeZimbodgi almost 13 years ago
Sell ’em!
joeshmo30 almost 12 years ago
there is a nuke war brewing..
RuinQueenofOblivion over 8 years ago
And then they drop the bombs and it becomes Fallout: Pearls Before Swine
Earls Before Swine Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Rat is the best Pearls character because he produces great satire like this purely through his own personality. There are a lot of Rats in real life, and many of them are in positions of power.