Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for March 09, 2012
Transcript:
verne: no! no more stupid questions. I'm done. RJ: But verne...if you don't teach us, we'll go on asking stupid questions forever. verne: Well....when you put it that way, go ahead. RJ: So, why don't you ever see chip monks wear those full length monk hoodies? verne: I...answered...that...on monday!! RJ: oh, right!...then how come I never see clown fish make balloon animals? AHHHH! Rj: I bet the balloon animals all drown. hammy: So sad.
Digital Frog over 12 years ago
how come gophers never bring back anything?
HMunster over 12 years ago
Why don’t Monarch butterflies wear crowns?
Finbar Gurdy over 12 years ago
Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
ptvroman over 12 years ago
1. They bring back what they think is necessary. Unfortunately, they only think nuts are necessary.2. Wind resistance; they keep falling off.3. Because if you park on the parkway, your car gets towed.
bubbareb over 12 years ago
See what twinkies will do to your brain? Phasers set on obliterate. All weapons armed. Photon torpedoes locked on.
tcity over 12 years ago
My pet emperor seal does not have a scepter.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 12 years ago
is a giraffe sore throat worse than an elephant’s toothache?
pnorman1 over 12 years ago
And let’s not forget the classic question “How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?”
Or the more formal version “How much wood could a woodCharles Charles if a woodCharles could Charles wood?”
Doesn’t quite have the impact of the former though.
Only a sinner saved by grace over 12 years ago
You guys…
ShadowBeast Premium Member over 12 years ago
Why doesn’t Verne just move away to get away from his tormentors?
hippogriff over 12 years ago
Oak Ridge: Or, as Walt Kelly put it, “How much ground round would a ground hog, hog if a ground hog could hog ground round?”