B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for March 04, 2012

Johnny come from Old Country, where everybody squat-crap.A lot healthier.

You can’t do everything standing on your own two feet. Sometimes you just have to sit back and smell the… Roses?

9.45 years can’t come to an end fast enough.

…unless an anteater comes along

My aunt still talks about them sometimes.

♪♪ Johnny Johnny Johnny Whoops Johnny Whoops Johnny, Johnny Johnny Johnny ♫♪.

;Retirement means having a calender only for the pictures, never wearing a watch, never setting the bedside clock alarm, reading as late as you want, eating when you’re hungry, sleeping when your tired, your kids are old enough to take care of themselves whether they want to or not. Yep, FREEDOM

Never mind retirement… sometimes Friday doesn’t come soon enough and its only Monday!

I’ve never understood why the law would ever give laws to squatters. It seems equivalent to saying that if a person stole something a certain number of years ago and doesn’t get caught within a time limit, the person can keep it. What’s up with that?

Johnny don’t know diddly squat.

The schoolmarm looks like Norman Bates’ mother.

This is so true with a lot of the good teachers. It’s so sad. I had some fantastic teachers when I was in school – when school was a place to learn.

school is spelled skool in the second panel