Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 07, 2012

A club the length of a knitting needle might help.

Don’t they make golf clubs for dwarfs?

The King Fink just hit a gopher. (ref to Caddyshack)

GLORSH?!? Holy event effect, Batman!

Rodney’s name is now mud.

A Hungarian Goulash might help.

I like that word and sound. You guys should copyright it, same as the word gorp was.

The Fink could always become a snowbird and move to Arizona to get his golf in. Although. I think that the citizens down there might be getting a bit tired of all the finks that are already there.

Don’t you thunk?

Now he’s got to put his stick in the mud.

its to early for golf if you need a shovel to make your 2nd stroke…

Lift clean and place.

OMG!GLORSH?!?That describes the sound perfectly!

FORE!!

Season? You mean there’s supposed to be a break somewhere? I’ve just come off the course after an exhilarating round in a wind of around 30 mph and a temperature around 8C, but in bright sunshine.

Two of my uncles were avid golfers in Illinois. each year when they lost the ball in a snowdrift they decided it was time to take a break from golf. Of course, they resumed the game as soon as they could find the tees and the greens.I once saw a PGA tournament in Pensacola FL where a crew of greenskeepers were using towels to soak up the puddles on the greens, the fairways were one huge water hazard, though..

That’s not a divit, that’s a GLORSH awful swing he’s got there.

MAD mag & Don Martin used to come up with interesting sound defects.

Even Fink engages in a little mud tossing now and then…

If you’re under 65, it’s too early for golf!