My dad is always telling my mom stuff like this. My mom has taken to saying “Pat! Don’t tell me things!”
I once convinced my mother that a small brown spider with a checkered body was a “Sir Widow,” the male of the black widow species. I let her think that for, mm, a day or two.
margueritem almost 13 years ago
I like Dad’s explanations.
doc white almost 13 years ago
Oh,did he cut the cheese?
Hillbillyman almost 13 years ago
http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/16141
ladywyntre almost 13 years ago
My dad is always telling my mom stuff like this. My mom has taken to saying “Pat! Don’t tell me things!”
I once convinced my mother that a small brown spider with a checkered body was a “Sir Widow,” the male of the black widow species. I let her think that for, mm, a day or two.
saxie5 almost 13 years ago
His theory is full of holes
Plods with ...™ almost 13 years ago
I have to remember this one for the grandkids.
finale almost 13 years ago
I always thought they put the holes in the cheese so they could charge more per slice but give you less.
metropolitan gnome almost 13 years ago
i prefer my grandpa’s explanation. they’re germ farts.
margueritem almost 13 years ago
Yoicks! Is that to slow sales of the product?