Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark for March 05, 2012

  1. Emerald
    margueritem  over 12 years ago

    I like Dad’s explanations.

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    doc white  over 12 years ago

    Oh,did he cut the cheese?

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    Hillbillyman  over 12 years ago

    http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/16141

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    ladywyntre  over 12 years ago

    My dad is always telling my mom stuff like this. My mom has taken to saying “Pat! Don’t tell me things!”

    I once convinced my mother that a small brown spider with a checkered body was a “Sir Widow,” the male of the black widow species. I let her think that for, mm, a day or two.

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    saxie5  over 12 years ago

    His theory is full of holes

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    Plods with ...™  over 12 years ago

    I have to remember this one for the grandkids.

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    finale  over 12 years ago

    I always thought they put the holes in the cheese so they could charge more per slice but give you less.

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    metropolitan gnome  over 12 years ago

    i prefer my grandpa’s explanation. they’re germ farts.

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  9. Emerald
    margueritem  over 12 years ago

    Yoicks! Is that to slow sales of the product?

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