The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 25, 2012
Transcript:
Boy: Sorry, Pop. Man: These noodles are delish! Woman: I'll say! Doctor: Hawkeye, bring me the heavy cream. Producer: I've got the perfect replacement: Ashton Kutcher! The Argyle Sweater Presents: ill-conceived sitcom ideas. Groin Pains. Everybody Loves Ramen. Joanie Loves Chachkes. M*A*S*H*E*D. Two and a Half Men.
margueritem over 12 years ago
I’ll vote for #5.
leakysqueaky712 over 12 years ago
I’ll bet he could have done a good one on Modern Family
otforever over 12 years ago
How about complaints about former spouses…The eX-Files.
margueritem over 12 years ago
‘Leave it to Honeybadger’
margueritem over 12 years ago
‘The Man From A.U.N.T.I.E’
margueritem over 12 years ago
‘The Toilet Zone’, a show dealing with the trials and tribulations of two slap happy plumbers.
captainedd over 12 years ago
Funny thing, there is a show about a man traveling the universe, destroying computers run amuck. The show? Star Trek, and the man, James T Kirk…
GROG Premium Member over 12 years ago
I can’t stand Ashton Kutcher. I haven’t seen the show since he joined the cast.
jreckard over 12 years ago
Fronds – six quirky but attractive young people with the collective intelligence of a Boston fern
Shades78 over 12 years ago
‘Groin Pains’ has been on TV for a long time as ’America’s Phoniest Videos’; not a sitcom but a ‘reality’ show.
Rwill over 12 years ago
I’d go for Everyone love Ramen. But I watch quite a bit of Japanese dramas, so I’ve probably already seen it. The number of food based shows is pretty high.
Commentator over 12 years ago
What the heck are chachkes??
rockngolfer over 12 years ago
I consult the Urban dictionary:1. Chachkes (From Yiddish)
knickknacks, silly figurines, vases, little tacky stuff you put in the house
finale over 12 years ago
Bring back “My Mother, the Car”.
The Duke 1 over 12 years ago
They already HAVE Groin Pains…..it’s called America’s NOT SO Funny Videos.
iced tea over 12 years ago
Full House: winning in Yahtzee.
Stagger Lee over 12 years ago
Obama and Son.
bigdoggy over 12 years ago
“Groin Pains?” I thought that was the subtitle of America’s Funniest Home Videos?
Popeyesforearm over 12 years ago
Ashton should have been hung, oh..wait…never mind
stevetalley7497 over 12 years ago
I don’t get it.