Jane's World by Paige Braddock for March 11, 2012

Keep looking for the right signs

The two greatest follies of mankind are religion and war.

I much prefer this religious pamphlet

Its been said that … Man created god to answer unanswerable questions. This explains all the screwed up answers found in the bible. -Odd isn’t it? Reading what I just wrote, I mean. Does it make you feel uneasy? Angry? Fearful? … what?

I thought I was the only atheist.

A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and says to St. Peter: “I’m really surprised to be here. I thought, being an atheist, I would surely go to Hell.”

Why the trouble with the map? San Antonio to El Paso, or Los Angeles, is easy, just stay on I-10 West.

Does the pamphlet quote the parts of the bible where it says you are an abomination for trimming your beard? And that you should pay twice the price for that gas? And, about Jane, well… No, David, you aren’t the only atheist. There are tons of us out here. And growing.

It’s great to see so many people waking up from superstition.

@FANOLIO, I had to read that joke a couple of times before I got it. Gettin’ slow in my old age.