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Standard answer from another time was, “Like a two-year old” which was fine unless you had to define whether that was a colt, a chicken, or an egg.
hsawlrae about 13 years ago
W I S E.
Llewellenbruce about 13 years ago
You bored him enough Earl.
Templo S.U.D. about 13 years ago
I, a non-elderly person (I’m 27), say to people I’m either “dandy as a lion” or “grand as a piano” (mostly the first one).
The Nihilist about 13 years ago
Back away slowly and use only calm, soothing tones of voice. Earl’s med’s will kick in shortly…
Fusnr about 13 years ago
I’m feeling something like a piano, OFF KEY
Sodaburger about 13 years ago
Ha! That sounds like my dad. People ask him how he’s doing and he says “Unbelievable”…then you have to ask, “unbelievably good or bad?”
…or sometimes he’ll say “I feel like a million…but I’m not that old”
orinoco womble about 13 years ago
My stock response to this question: “I can’t complain—but I do!”
gjsjr41 about 13 years ago
I like George Carlin’s answer……“I’m not unwell, thank you.”
Arianne about 13 years ago
Sometimes, it’s “Fine, as long as you don’t ask for details.” I sure do admire Earl’s positive attitude. It’s contagious.
GROG Premium Member about 13 years ago
Quick, before he tells you another, Nelson.
LingeeWhiz about 13 years ago
Why, I’m up on two pegs!
The Life I Draw Upon about 13 years ago
Fair to partly cloudy. or Fair to middlin’
Gokie5 about 13 years ago
Mine: “Up and taking nourishment!”
millibob about 13 years ago
“Just peachy”
jtviper7 about 13 years ago
Me… " I’m boss as a dog ".
BlackHawkDon about 13 years ago
What ever happened to “Fit as a Fiddle”?
aerwalt about 13 years ago
Mine is “Absolutely Marvelous”.
hippogriff almost 13 years ago
I hope Craig and Martha at waywordradio.org get a copy. It is an excellent weekly on language, including folksy sayings.
KEA almost 13 years ago
The thing is, most people who as how you are don’t really want to know.
tbritt99 almost 13 years ago
He’s starting to sound like a grand-pa.
coffeeturtle almost 13 years ago
I’m upright and breathing.
Stagger Lee almost 13 years ago
Grandpa’s scarey
Number Three almost 13 years ago
Awwwww…
I love Earl!
xxx
hippogriff almost 13 years ago
hippogriff: I blew it badly, his name is Grant.
KA7DRE Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Nelson probably needs to use the bathroom.
gordol almost 13 years ago
I think George Carlin had the best one: I’m not unwell, thank you.
Tin Can Twidget almost 13 years ago
Standard answer from another time was, “Like a two-year old” which was fine unless you had to define whether that was a colt, a chicken, or an egg.
JP Steve Premium Member almost 13 years ago
“I’m not getting better, I’m getting older!”