Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 12, 2012

Money don’t always get you anything Duke.

Weasel. The animal is a weasel.

She’s just waiting for her true love.Count da Money to show..

er….Count de “Monet”(Mel Brooks History Of World Part II)

Very good. 10 out of 10.

Sounds like she is planning to duke it out.

Duke, try being a man instead of an animal. You might get somewhere.

What’s up, Duke?

Isn’t a bear mace a club with spikes?

Little Miss Goldie Locks invented it.

Still funny though.

LEBS said The duke should be a little more subtle. She would be more willing to go along!1

Bear in mind safety first.

Be Prepared – (Boy scout motto)