Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 01, 2012
March 31, 2012
April 02, 2012
Transcript:
Danae: Hi, Jeffrey... Hi, Lars... what're you guys doin'? Jeffrey: Oh... um... Hi, Danae. We're... uhh... just doing some calcu... Lars: ...Nothing! We're not doing anything... Danae: Ok, you guys are terrible liars... what's going on? Jeffrey: She's right. I'm no good at cover stories. Lars: Then don't say anything! Jeffrey: But the asteroid won't hit until 2040, so what's the harm in telling... Lars: Shhh!! Danae: Oh... ok, got it... April Fools. Good one, guys. You really had me goin' there for a second. Jeffrey: Oh, well... we almost got you! Danae: Oh, you should know better than to try fooling me! Jeffrey: You're right... see, Lars? I told you it wouldn't work on her! Lars: Uh... what's April Fools? Jeffrey: I'll explain later... now let's get back to calculating the exact day and time of impact.
Varnes almost 13 years ago
Whoâs the asteroid, now?
Varnes almost 13 years ago
Larsâ spaceship still runninâ on farts, I seeâŠ.
i_am_the_jam almost 13 years ago
I thought Apophis was going to hit in 2034âŠ
otforever almost 13 years ago
Whatâs the ETA? â Extra-Terrestrial Annoyer.
GROG Premium Member almost 13 years ago
You better not marry when you grow up, Jeffrey.
Vonne Anton almost 13 years ago
Duck and Cover! Or, is it Drop and Roll? Can never keep these straightâŠPenn and Teller? No, not thatâŠCoke and Taco? Uh-uhâŠanybody remember what to do in the disaster of an event, or in the event of a disaster.
psychlady almost 13 years ago
Nice save!
V-Beast almost 13 years ago
Astroid? Try preparation H.
daveoverpar almost 13 years ago
Are farts considered âgreenâ technology?
Can't Sleep almost 13 years ago
GoComics has done it again â no strip! (Guess itâs their idea of an April Foolâs Day gag.)
KEA almost 13 years ago
And where will our trillion dollar âDefenseâ department be then?
rtimmins1 almost 13 years ago
What comic? Had to visit Seattle Times to view.
tripwire45 almost 13 years ago
Iâll be almost 90 when that thing hits so chances are Iâll be dead and it wonât matter to me, but my kids and grandkids are going to be in a lot of trouble. So is Jeffrey, unless Lars plans to take him off-planet before 2040.
Mr. Majestyk almost 13 years ago
Wait a minute, I thought that the Editorial Cartoons were in a different section?
Dtroutma almost 13 years ago
Better a fool on April 1, than one of the fools the other 364 1/4 rejecting all scientific observations in favor of âfollow your mobâ idiocy?
Wiley creator almost 13 years ago
Please leave politics out of this.
dabugger almost 13 years ago
wow, out smarting Danae. now that is something. yeah, what is April 1st anyway?
Varnes almost 13 years ago
Lookinside, you broke the fifth wallâŠ
CougarAllen almost 13 years ago
Itâs visible at the Washington Post:http://wpcomics.washingtonpost.com/client/wpc/nq/
-Cougar :{)
bmonk almost 13 years ago
Alas, my insightful, funny and accurate comment has vanished into the ether, never to be seen again.