Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 01, 2012
March 31, 2012
April 02, 2012
Transcript:
Danae: Hi, Jeffrey... Hi, Lars... what're you guys doin'? Jeffrey: Oh... um... Hi, Danae. We're... uhh... just doing some calcu... Lars: ...Nothing! We're not doing anything... Danae: Ok, you guys are terrible liars... what's going on? Jeffrey: She's right. I'm no good at cover stories. Lars: Then don't say anything! Jeffrey: But the asteroid won't hit until 2040, so what's the harm in telling... Lars: Shhh!! Danae: Oh... ok, got it... April Fools. Good one, guys. You really had me goin' there for a second. Jeffrey: Oh, well... we almost got you! Danae: Oh, you should know better than to try fooling me! Jeffrey: You're right... see, Lars? I told you it wouldn't work on her! Lars: Uh... what's April Fools? Jeffrey: I'll explain later... now let's get back to calculating the exact day and time of impact.
Varnes over 12 years ago
Who’s the asteroid, now?
Varnes over 12 years ago
Lars’ spaceship still runnin’ on farts, I see….
i_am_the_jam over 12 years ago
I thought Apophis was going to hit in 2034…
otforever over 12 years ago
What’s the ETA? – Extra-Terrestrial Annoyer.
GROG Premium Member over 12 years ago
You better not marry when you grow up, Jeffrey.
Vonne Anton over 12 years ago
Duck and Cover! Or, is it Drop and Roll? Can never keep these straight…Penn and Teller? No, not that…Coke and Taco? Uh-uh…anybody remember what to do in the disaster of an event, or in the event of a disaster.
psychlady over 12 years ago
Nice save!
V-Beast over 12 years ago
Astroid? Try preparation H.
daveoverpar over 12 years ago
Are farts considered ‘green’ technology?
Can't Sleep over 12 years ago
GoComics has done it again — no strip! (Guess it’s their idea of an April Fool’s Day gag.)
KEA over 12 years ago
And where will our trillion dollar “Defense” department be then?
rtimmins1 over 12 years ago
What comic? Had to visit Seattle Times to view.
tripwire45 over 12 years ago
I’ll be almost 90 when that thing hits so chances are I’ll be dead and it won’t matter to me, but my kids and grandkids are going to be in a lot of trouble. So is Jeffrey, unless Lars plans to take him off-planet before 2040.
Mr. Majestyk over 12 years ago
Wait a minute, I thought that the Editorial Cartoons were in a different section?
Dtroutma over 12 years ago
Better a fool on April 1, than one of the fools the other 364 1/4 rejecting all scientific observations in favor of “follow your mob” idiocy?
Wiley creator over 12 years ago
Please leave politics out of this.
dabugger over 12 years ago
wow, out smarting Danae. now that is something. yeah, what is April 1st anyway?
Varnes over 12 years ago
Lookinside, you broke the fifth wall…
CougarAllen over 12 years ago
It’s visible at the Washington Post:http://wpcomics.washingtonpost.com/client/wpc/nq/
-Cougar :{)
bmonk over 12 years ago
Alas, my insightful, funny and accurate comment has vanished into the ether, never to be seen again.