Close to Home by John McPherson for March 14, 2012
March 13, 2012
March 15, 2012
Transcript:
BEST CUTICLE ENHANCEMENT ARTIST. BEST ANIMATED JUNGLE ADVENTURE BY A ONE-EYED ARTIST. BEST USE OF FAKE SWEAT IN AN ACTION-COMEDY. BEST USE OF NUNS IN A HIGH-SPEED CHASE. Little-known Oscar categories.
Possum Pete almost 13 years ago
Best Picture that people actually paid money to see.
LingeeWhiz almost 13 years ago
Best sound effects in a movie for deaf people.
MotherOfMoses almost 13 years ago
The unsung heros
Stephen Gilberg almost 13 years ago
Someone’s seen Johnny Dangerously.
ramonesfan almost 13 years ago
Best Face LIft on an Elderly Jewish Woman. And the winner is ……. Barbara Walters.
Oh wait, she ain’t even in the movies! My bad.