Herman by Jim Unger for April 06, 2012

In your dreams. Where is that 10 foot barge pole when you need it?

Betty “yes, I have the most splendid date tonight with my dream boat. How are you doing”

“Well, there’s this new guy with a seeing eye dog…”

Uuuhhhmmmm…she gives a roll in the hay another meaning with those hair rollers.

She’s the reason god invented light switches.

Judge by the cover and miss the gem.

Yes..you got a blind date with some dude named Stevie Wonder

I heard Godzilla’s available.

Judging by her face..I have just one word…

Electrolysis..

Try back in another 12 months, oh, and be sure to shave next time.