Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 20, 2012
March 19, 2012
March 21, 2012
Transcript:
Rip: Talk or I'll pound you into Poi, Poi! Where's the detonator to Cobra's boat bomb? Poi: The joke's on you, Chinzo! The bomb is set to explode when the boat is out of range of the island - not in range like I said! In just a few short minutes, your girl and dog will be popcorn chicken of the sea! Tsk! I explicitly specified a mauve-tinted explosion! My dynamite guy is getting a bad review on eBay!
Veridian over 12 years ago
Cobra and TNT weren’t on the Booby-trapped Boat….The other Skipper Scarpered with ‘em. Come on, if You had the Opportunity to Grope Er, Help Cobra While she was suitably restrained….Well, I know I would! HUGPOUNCESZZZ!! and Have Fun Y’all! :-) (Now, Where’d I leave that Ibuprofen???..)
epiphoney over 12 years ago
Someone please draw me a diagram of the real and fake explode and no explode zones before and after her treachery so I can try and make sense of this. Thanks.
mntim over 12 years ago
@epiphoney, I would, but I’m not sure myself.
tylerholt over 12 years ago
Again with the stupid woman trying to steal Rip. rip deep six her right now
Linda Solomon over 12 years ago
This is getting eerie!lolHugPounceszzz Haywire Hooligans!
DorianKTB over 12 years ago
Veridian, you just might have something there! Sheesh, why can’t Madame Poi just look for a man-slave on Match.com or something? :-) Have a fab day, fellow Haywire Hooligans!
Dragoncat over 12 years ago
Nothing pleases that woman!Give that girl a beating like eggs at Denny’s!!!
PatyAnn over 12 years ago
I’m thinking the ebay dynamite guy doesn’t knows what the colour mauve is. LOL
hossblacksilver over 12 years ago
In reference to yesterday’s comic, CLOSE OUT HER REGISTER, RIF!!!
Miserichord over 12 years ago
Burning boat exploded.Owner of burning boat, escaped to booby trapped boat and freed Cobra and TNT.TNT sniffs out bomb, which Cobra disarms.