It’s the green stripes, the brown eggs, the lost house shoes, and being Thursday doesn’t help any. Nancy has tried stool softener and paper bag hyperventilation therapy, nothing seems to be working. Bob is a mess.
Bob should NEVER mistreat his toaster… thats just bad juju…. and could come back to haunt him…!!! In the meantime, Nancy can upgrade by stopping in at Mona’s Hardware Emporium, they have a sweet little item just in… on sale too!!!
I feel for Nancy. I do. My suggestion for a work-around in future is to have the bean juice ready when he first shows up. Many of us are – - – “cranky” – - – until we get our requisite caffeine fix. Like a hungry baby.
margueritem almost 13 years ago
Bob needs anger management classes. Nancy may throw that coffee pot at him.
Steve Bartholomew almost 13 years ago
Bob ought to try dressing up in costume like other folks on Ballard Street. Maybe a nice bird suit. (Works for me.)
Rista almost 13 years ago
Hmm guess Bob really got tired of Nancy’s insistence on burnt toast.
The Nihilist almost 13 years ago
I hate my toaster too…
x_Tech almost 13 years ago
I could find toast in it either. I thought it was just me and that’s why I re-gifted it.Never thought it have such far reaching consequences.
DuHhozr almost 13 years ago
Toasters never pop up when you want them to. Just make your toast black and scrape it down to the color you like!
Superfrog almost 13 years ago
Marriage is a double carbon exchange. One partner gets a diamond ring and the other gets burnt toast.
gijoe76 almost 13 years ago
There are too many inner pieces all over the floor. She’ll never find the toast.
Larry Miller Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Perhaps Heywood Banks’ tender ballad to toast will make her feel better.
Lefty2 almost 13 years ago
It’s the green stripes, the brown eggs, the lost house shoes, and being Thursday doesn’t help any. Nancy has tried stool softener and paper bag hyperventilation therapy, nothing seems to be working. Bob is a mess.
rw1h almost 13 years ago
Very much like myself, Bob reacts negatively to daylight savings time too……….
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 13 years ago
“Why is this @#$%#$% toaster so @#$%#$% slow ?!”“ARGH!”
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML almost 13 years ago
Bob should NEVER mistreat his toaster… thats just bad juju…. and could come back to haunt him…!!! In the meantime, Nancy can upgrade by stopping in at Mona’s Hardware Emporium, they have a sweet little item just in… on sale too!!!
Judy Saint Premium Member almost 13 years ago
We all must admire Nancy’s inner peace.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I feel for Nancy. I do. My suggestion for a work-around in future is to have the bean juice ready when he first shows up. Many of us are – - – “cranky” – - – until we get our requisite caffeine fix. Like a hungry baby.
Tigressy almost 3 years ago
Rosebud.
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Dry and Dusty Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Good morning Balladeers, (((((Plods))))) and Miss Susan.
Plods with ...™ almost 3 years ago
Bob’s an idjit.
That is one cranky lookin’ canine! @cleoandcompany.net
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