Monty by Jim Meddick for March 27, 2012
March 26, 2012
March 28, 2012
Transcript:
Gretchen: Tell me, Gretch... what is it that leads a woman to stray in a relationship? Gretchen: Well, I'm sure there could be a number of reasons... but most commonly, I think it's when a man takes his relationship for granted and stops doing the things that made his partner fall in love with him in the first place... E.B.: *#@! I can't even remember the last time I rinsed out her HEPA filter! Gretchen: What? E.B.: Oh nothing... nothing...
Aussie Down Under over 12 years ago
It seems EB has been meddling and a little intimate in the past. I thought it was Monty’s job to clean her Hepa filter.
revisages over 12 years ago
well, it was free love for the hepa hippie, that hepa-cat
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
EB, it’s not just the filter.You have to take her out now and then, even if there’s no real occasion for it.Then pay more attention to her knobs and buttons…..Just remember to take your time when you’re turning her on.
victornewman over 12 years ago
Now??
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
E.B. is still early in the learning process for his relationship. I suspect he’s not really ready for the vacuum cleaner, however eager he may be. Let her go, E.B., if that’s what she wants.
TheSpanishInquisition over 12 years ago
Nice to see Grech again!
tototu over 12 years ago
Could just be a fluke
Varnes over 12 years ago
Six, I think it’s the other way around She’s seems vacuous, (never says anything), and if she has “strayed”, then he’s the sucker….
Varnes over 12 years ago
I’m not a big fan of the robot….
hometownk Premium Member over 12 years ago
I find the vacuum cleaner love story an insult to my intelligence. The comments however are the best part.
iced tea over 12 years ago
I’ll change your filter,and my heart will helter-skelter.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
I love the “EB and the vacuum cleaner” arcs.So romantic…. so poignant….. and so ridiculous, cos I still think EB only imagines her sentience. Funny stuff, to me….but then, I’m kinda simple-minded. LOL
PettyMower over 12 years ago
That reminds me….I need to rinse out the HEPA filter!
steelersneo almost 12 years ago
Typical feminazi comment. It’s always the man’s fault. Wouldn’t have anything to do with the woman being a lying, cheating, s!u+ w40r3 would it?