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Monty by Jim Meddick for March 28, 2012
Transcript:
E.B.: Tell me, Gretch... what is it that leads a woman to stray in a relationship? Gretchen: Well, I'm sure there could be a number of reasons... but most commonly, I think it's when a man takes his relationship for granted and stops doing the things that make his partner fall in love with him in the first place... E.B.: #*@! I can't even remember the last time I rinsed out her HEPA filter! Gretchen: What? E.B.: Oh nothing... nothing...
Aussie Down Under almost 13 years ago
I hate it when you get a song stuck in your head.
tattooedcyberidiot almost 13 years ago
You really donāt need an excuse to stomp on those easy listening songs.
Sisyphos almost 13 years ago
Gee, anger issues, E.B.? Doesnāt make much sense to destroy the breakup songs flash drive when they are the very syrupy songs in which you should be wallowing if you really think Ms. Hoover has dumped you!
revisages almost 13 years ago
maybe that āheartbreakā playlist is a self-fulfilling prophecy. might wanna watch that song selection
Plods with ...ā¢ almost 13 years ago
Donāt I wishā¦.
djmalloy almost 13 years ago
Desperado, why donāt you come to your senses?You been out ridinā fences for so long now
littleannoyingdog almost 13 years ago
She sucks for dumping EB is all I can say
Varnes almost 13 years ago
ā«Sunrise, āŖ ā« sunset..ā«ā¦.seriously what is it? Is he facing east or westā¦.
V-Beast almost 13 years ago
ā«Thank God and Greyhound sheās gone.ā«
iced tea almost 13 years ago
Think of Paul McCartney singing: āYesterdayā. And then start playing Abbaās SOS.
pnorman1 almost 13 years ago
Not bad Essex old buddy but hereās your dang āBreakup Songā. From the Left Coast Minds of Berserkley Recordsā¦.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8ePSJ44Fiw
Varnes almost 13 years ago
Inspector Monkeyblues, Your avatar is my favorite video clip of all time. Scratches his butt, sniffs his finger and the smell makes him jerk his head back and it makes him fall off the branch. I find it hard to believe there is anybody on this planet that wouldnāt laugh there a$$ off at that! It doesnāt get any better in nature, or the human condition for that matterā¦ā¦ā¦And seriously, donāt we all kind of identify with the little guy? Donāt ask us howā¦ā¦.pleaseā¦donāt askā¦.but we knowā¦.