E.B.: Hey, where are you going with the carpet steamer? Monty: Oh, this? This is just a rental... I'm taking it back to the store... E.B.: A rental? Well, well, well "Mr. Gigolo" is gone.
EB is really jumping to conclusions… as I said the other day, maybe they were just talking.Maybe she didn’t even want that musclebound steamer sharing her closet.Maybe he’s IN the closet.No reason for all the drama ahd heartbreak, unless he actually saw her …well…. vacuuming….
Aussie Down Under almost 13 years ago
I think E.B. has misconstrued Monty’s comment. To make amend he should offer to clean her Hepa filter.
Varnes almost 13 years ago
Oh, E. B., don’t go there, don’t let the green eyed monster break your trust…
tattooedcyberidiot almost 13 years ago
With a hose that size, the carpet steamer could be making certain kinds of movies
andrewjb almost 13 years ago
Muscled out by a rent-a-vac. That sucks.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago
EB is really jumping to conclusions… as I said the other day, maybe they were just talking.Maybe she didn’t even want that musclebound steamer sharing her closet.Maybe he’s IN the closet.No reason for all the drama ahd heartbreak, unless he actually saw her …well…. vacuuming….
Sisyphos almost 13 years ago
E.B., confrontation is not the best way to win your sweetie back.But, really, —romancing a vacuum cleaner? What has E.B. been smoking?!
revisages almost 13 years ago
eb’ll just hafta sweep that under the rug
frumdebang almost 13 years ago
Don’t worry about it, E.B. That other guy clearly wore a rug.
SwimsWithSharks almost 13 years ago
Gigolo? The carpet steamer got paid to stud!
iced tea almost 13 years ago
Why doesn’t that vacume start talking and explain to E.B. she’s not a robot?