E.B.: Hey, where are you going with the carpet steamer? Monty: Oh, this? This is just a rental... I'm taking it back to the store... E.B.: A rental? Well, well, well "Mr. Gigolo" is gone.
EB is really jumping to conclusions… as I said the other day, maybe they were just talking.Maybe she didn’t even want that musclebound steamer sharing her closet.Maybe he’s IN the closet.No reason for all the drama ahd heartbreak, unless he actually saw her …well…. vacuuming….
Aussie Down Under over 12 years ago
I think E.B. has misconstrued Monty’s comment. To make amend he should offer to clean her Hepa filter.
Varnes over 12 years ago
Oh, E. B., don’t go there, don’t let the green eyed monster break your trust…
tattooedcyberidiot over 12 years ago
With a hose that size, the carpet steamer could be making certain kinds of movies
andrewjb over 12 years ago
Muscled out by a rent-a-vac. That sucks.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
EB is really jumping to conclusions… as I said the other day, maybe they were just talking.Maybe she didn’t even want that musclebound steamer sharing her closet.Maybe he’s IN the closet.No reason for all the drama ahd heartbreak, unless he actually saw her …well…. vacuuming….
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
E.B., confrontation is not the best way to win your sweetie back.But, really, —romancing a vacuum cleaner? What has E.B. been smoking?!
revisages over 12 years ago
eb’ll just hafta sweep that under the rug
frumdebang over 12 years ago
Don’t worry about it, E.B. That other guy clearly wore a rug.
SwimsWithSharks over 12 years ago
Gigolo? The carpet steamer got paid to stud!
iced tea over 12 years ago
Why doesn’t that vacume start talking and explain to E.B. she’s not a robot?