When we were dating, I wrote a poem for my wife and she told me it was the first time anyone had ever done that for her. II found it hard tobelieve that she’d never inspired anyone to do that for her entire life, but her gratitude was welcome.The thing is, if you write a poem for a woman, you don’t tell her you’re going to do it – you just spring it on her and hope for the best.
Sleeping,—-rejoicing at meals,—-and napping, Onward through life he goes;Each morning sees the dinner dish, Each evening away it goes;Nothing attempted, nothing done, Has earned a night’s repose!
Llewellenbruce over 12 years ago
Jon’s not very good at a lot of things.
Catfeet Premium Member over 12 years ago
Though Garfield purrs and says meow, his sharp claws make Liz scream yeow!
legaleagle48 over 12 years ago
Cyrano de Bergecat to the rescue!
hsawlrae over 12 years ago
What rhymes with meow? COW…but I don’t recommend you consider it though.
hsawlrae over 12 years ago
Liz is a whiz?
pcolli over 12 years ago
…………..meow,Feed me now,
poppy1313 over 12 years ago
Jon’s ghost writer
revisages over 12 years ago
be how meow
Hillbillyman over 12 years ago
Chow?
xanny28 over 12 years ago
How now brown cow?
pratishthagarg over 12 years ago
wow
Darryl Heine over 12 years ago
OW rhymes with MEOW!
runar over 12 years ago
When we were dating, I wrote a poem for my wife and she told me it was the first time anyone had ever done that for her. II found it hard tobelieve that she’d never inspired anyone to do that for her entire life, but her gratitude was welcome.The thing is, if you write a poem for a woman, you don’t tell her you’re going to do it – you just spring it on her and hope for the best.
Popeyesforearm over 12 years ago
do it now?
Linda Solomon over 12 years ago
I’d take Liz to Maui, where we’d eat at the luauand if they feed me poi, I’ll scream a mean meow
Number Three over 12 years ago
I would PAY to read Jon’s poetry!
LOL LOL.
xxx
Seiko over 12 years ago
Sleeping,—-rejoicing at meals,—-and napping, Onward through life he goes;Each morning sees the dinner dish, Each evening away it goes;Nothing attempted, nothing done, Has earned a night’s repose!
Rakkav over 12 years ago
The real stuff has very interesting taste, and color: one-finger poi. Two-finger poi takes two fingers to twirl it and doesn’t taste as good.
Haha!! over 12 years ago
yow rhymes with meow
NewOrleansSaints over 8 years ago
Garfield goes Meow, and Odie goes Bow Wow!