Free Range by Bill Whitehead for March 23, 2012

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    PICTO  almost 13 years ago

    Animal crackers to the front, doughnuts to the rear, ginger snaps to fill the cracks and show no signs of fear.

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    DuHhozr  almost 13 years ago

    Ever hear a Ginger snap or listen to a rubber band or see a match box?

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    Loijen  almost 13 years ago

    s’allright as long as you don’t mess with the Gumdrop buttons!

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    mrssaskfan  almost 13 years ago

    Grinning I’m reading a science fiction series by Tanya Huff which has a friendly alien people who have a custom of eating their deceased loved ones (respectfully cooked and seasoned). Human endearments like “You look good enough to eat” translate rather too well.

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    Digital Frog  almost 13 years ago

    @DuHhozr – heard a ginger snap, yes: Most notable one was Fergie.

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    iced tea  almost 13 years ago

    And you smell sooo…well, good, too.

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    ProfessorKid  almost 13 years ago

    “Do you know the Muffin Man?”“The Muffinf man?”“The Muffin Man.”“Who lives on Drury Lane?”

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