Free Range by Bill Whitehead for March 23, 2012

Animal crackers to the front, doughnuts to the rear, ginger snaps to fill the cracks and show no signs of fear.

Ever hear a Ginger snap or listen to a rubber band or see a match box?

s’allright as long as you don’t mess with the Gumdrop buttons!

Grinning I’m reading a science fiction series by Tanya Huff which has a friendly alien people who have a custom of eating their deceased loved ones (respectfully cooked and seasoned). Human endearments like “You look good enough to eat” translate rather too well.

@DuHhozr – heard a ginger snap, yes: Most notable one was Fergie.

And you smell sooo…well, good, too.

“Do you know the Muffin Man?”“The Muffinf man?”“The Muffin Man.”“Who lives on Drury Lane?”