Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 26, 2012
March 24, 2012
March 27, 2012
Transcript:
Cobra: Rip, I'll tell you how I dodged death later. Right now, make out with me in front of the hag who'll never have you! Poi: Don't be so sure, Cobra! Do you see that sporty boat in the distance? That's my pirate crew coming! They'll swab the deck with your guts, and then give it a nice lavender-scented finish! Cobra: Can we out-run them? Rip: We'll have to try! Poi: Good luck with that! Those boats are ranked #1 in their class by J.D. Power and Associates! Rip: I'm starting to understand why you had her Shanghaied. Cobra: Ugh! You should've seen her when she was on a coke 2 bender!
TimmyF over 12 years ago
Dan’s also doing “Brevity” this week (or at least today), isn’t he?
Linda Solomon over 12 years ago
Dan, because I admire your work so much, I will have to go check out Brevity. I have never seen it. But, I cant wait to hear how TNT and Cobra got out of their chains and back to Rip. You create such marvelous story lines..
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TheDOCTOR over 12 years ago
Damn! That J.D.Powers get their noses into EVERYTHING don’t they?
DorianKTB over 12 years ago
Yay, Cobra’s back! As for Madame Poi, between the Coke 2 and her whole attitude, I think she needs an intervention, STAT! :-) Happy Monday!