He just wasn’t raised right.Everybody knows that if you beat cookies too much, it makes them tough.And now they keep working him over…trying to figure out where he hid that pile of dough.It’s a half-baked idea…. all that heat will just harden him more.They should be spreading a little sugar, and trying to get to his soft side.
x_Tech over 12 years ago
Later the cop remarks; “That’s the way the cookie crumbles.”
Superfrog over 12 years ago
The chips are down.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
He just wasn’t raised right.Everybody knows that if you beat cookies too much, it makes them tough.And now they keep working him over…trying to figure out where he hid that pile of dough.It’s a half-baked idea…. all that heat will just harden him more.They should be spreading a little sugar, and trying to get to his soft side.
DuHhozr over 12 years ago
I think they’re going to soak it to him!
V-Beast over 12 years ago
Toll house in the big house.
Mongo over 12 years ago
“We’re gonna dunk you to soften you up. If that doesn’t work, THEN we get out the Starbucks.”
J Short over 12 years ago
He was one tough cookie, but after the milk worked him over he began to crumble.
imbaldeagle over 12 years ago
Bite Me!
imbaldeagle over 12 years ago
Toll House? “Never send to know for whom the bell tolls it tolls for thee.”
Digital Frog over 12 years ago
The cookie was part of the Occupy the Jar movement (notice the chip on his shoulder), and here comes the 1% to try and make them crumble.
otforever over 12 years ago
If they keep him on the hot seat he’ll be melting in their hands.
Little Miss Tink over 12 years ago
Ever try snorkeling in milk? It’s like walking in a fog!
Paul Rider Premium Member over 12 years ago
Very clever indeed!
konradh over 12 years ago
He has really bad skin.
Larry Miller Premium Member over 12 years ago
He does have a sour expression.
Grover Premium Member over 12 years ago
Say hello to mr. milk
chris_weaver over 12 years ago
Warning: the suspect may contain peanuts.
iced tea over 12 years ago
Watch it there, cop. He might crumble all over the floor.