Cohabitin’ without sayin’ yer vows before a properly ordained minister?Do ya know what they called that back in Bible times, son?D’ya know what they CAAALLED that back in BIBLE times? (thump, thump, thump)Um… Well, actually they called it marriage. The policy in Mosaic law (Ex 22:16) was essentially: “You sleep with her; you’re stuck with her.” The notion that you weren’t husband and wife unless you went through some official ceremony didn’t really begin until the Middle Ages. Heck, the words translated ‘husband’ and ‘wife’ in the Bible are literally just ‘man’ and ‘woman’. Sorry for all the confusion over the last few centuries.
zero over 12 years ago
If only I’d had a good friend like Scott. . ..
Plods with ...™ over 12 years ago
Oh… BTW leave your heart on the doorstep so you can pick it up on your way out.
Possum Pete over 12 years ago
^ Leave your nut sack there, too. You won’t be needing it.
ossiningaling over 12 years ago
Moving in with “his” girlfriend. In this example, anyway.
gijoe76 over 12 years ago
look at the bright side … at least she “plays”
Peachguy82 over 12 years ago
If more people would start following Scott’s advice, it would put all the judge television shows out of business!
tsandl over 12 years ago
Cohabitin’ without sayin’ yer vows before a properly ordained minister?Do ya know what they called that back in Bible times, son?D’ya know what they CAAALLED that back in BIBLE times? (thump, thump, thump)Um… Well, actually they called it marriage. The policy in Mosaic law (Ex 22:16) was essentially: “You sleep with her; you’re stuck with her.” The notion that you weren’t husband and wife unless you went through some official ceremony didn’t really begin until the Middle Ages. Heck, the words translated ‘husband’ and ‘wife’ in the Bible are literally just ‘man’ and ‘woman’. Sorry for all the confusion over the last few centuries.