The Doozies by Tom Gammill for March 14, 2012

Hey where is everybody? There’s a martian in the comic strip today, for crying out loud.

Plus Dad broke out his yellow golf pants. This is a big day, people.

I guess everyone is next door reading the controversial Doonesbury.

I dig it. I’m always up for historic occasions.

Now if the Martian was wearing yellow golf pants – then ya got something!I still don’t know who the audience for “John Carter” was supposed to be.

Hey Tom! We’re here on the east coast enjoying ‘The Doozies ©’ during our lunch breaks. Ha! yellow pants…

No one is going to see a movie about a one-term President and his failed policies.

The audience for “John Carter” is: “just out of diapers tweens” and “pimply teens”!

I read this strip every day!

Give the Martian an ultrasound and you’ve got a winnah winnah chicken dinner. (The movie should have done that, too.)