Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 30, 2012

Danae must be friends with Eva (from Lio).

aw…girls :P

Wait….J….Je…Jeff…..Jeffr…..Jeffrey……is …….me?…

I don’t get the appeal that Danae has for Jeffrey… forbidden fruit?

Astute, very astute of you……because for some reason, nerds love weirdos even more than they love puns….Don’t ask me how I know….

I loved the texture oft the blanket on Danae’s bed, it looked comfortable, inviting..Now I love his sidewalks….How does he do that?……………….BTW, the last panel proves that not only does she believe the universe revolves around her, she believes she IS the universe….You go girl….

Aaand we are returned to the feminine imperative- the inalienable right to change her mind about her principles. Why change what ain’t broke?

That didn’t take long!

Have any of you considered that Jeffery might know Danae well enough to know what would stop her from thinking a minor variation in her routine was significant?

Reality ruins everything.

That won’t happen in any reality, Jeffrey.

Panel 3.

The Sweet Male Imperative in its most polite and kindest form appears and the Feminine drops its attempt at domination and scurries back into Imagination’s Realm.(Etc) Fearfully…

So, just as the dream sequence sickeningly lurches into a nightmare sequence, she decides to wake up. Did Jeffery fart in that last panel???

Ah, Jeffrey – the fist signs of the dangerous appeal of the “Girls You Really Shouldn’t Get Involved With.”

Someday he’ll be writing his thesis on the space-time continum while chained in his girlfriend’s dungeon. (Of coourse, it is quiet down there, which is why he won’t e-mail for help.)

Oh Danae, he caught ya; cannot go changing your word now…

Wait… Jeffrey WANTS to be her boyfriend?!? After all of their interactions, I never got that vibe… just the one where he wanted a hole in the head more than her. :-s

burleigh2, I don’t know your gender, and it doesn’t matter, but most women really don’t know what goes on in the heads of the guys they consider “just friends”!