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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 30, 2012
March 29, 2012
March 31, 2012
Transcript:
Danae: Hey, Jeffrey. Jeffrey: Hi... uh... why are you walking backwards? Danae: 'Cuz the universe shifted and turned everything around. Jeffrey: It did? When? Danae: This morning. I put on my left shoe first instead of my right shoe, so the only explanation is that the universe shifted and made today Opposite Day. Jeffrey: ... WOO-HOO!! That means you're my girlfriend now, right? Danae: A-a-and the universe suddenly shifts back...
pouncingtiger almost 13 years ago
Danae must be friends with Eva (from Lio).
rimo almost 13 years ago
aw…girls :P
Varnes almost 13 years ago
Wait….J….Je…Jeff…..Jeffr…..Jeffrey……is …….me?…
Bittermelon of Truth almost 13 years ago
I don’t get the appeal that Danae has for Jeffrey… forbidden fruit?
Varnes almost 13 years ago
Astute, very astute of you……because for some reason, nerds love weirdos even more than they love puns….Don’t ask me how I know….
Varnes almost 13 years ago
I loved the texture oft the blanket on Danae’s bed, it looked comfortable, inviting..Now I love his sidewalks….How does he do that?……………….BTW, the last panel proves that not only does she believe the universe revolves around her, she believes she IS the universe….You go girl….
bluskies almost 13 years ago
Aaand we are returned to the feminine imperative- the inalienable right to change her mind about her principles. Why change what ain’t broke?
psychlady almost 13 years ago
That didn’t take long!
crlinder almost 13 years ago
Have any of you considered that Jeffery might know Danae well enough to know what would stop her from thinking a minor variation in her routine was significant?
gjsjr41 almost 13 years ago
Reality ruins everything.
GROG Premium Member almost 13 years ago
That won’t happen in any reality, Jeffrey.
devin.crane almost 13 years ago
Panel 3.
tigre1 almost 13 years ago
The Sweet Male Imperative in its most polite and kindest form appears and the Feminine drops its attempt at domination and scurries back into Imagination’s Realm.(Etc) Fearfully…
Vonne Anton almost 13 years ago
So, just as the dream sequence sickeningly lurches into a nightmare sequence, she decides to wake up. Did Jeffery fart in that last panel???
Can't Sleep almost 13 years ago
Ah, Jeffrey – the fist signs of the dangerous appeal of the “Girls You Really Shouldn’t Get Involved With.”
Someday he’ll be writing his thesis on the space-time continum while chained in his girlfriend’s dungeon. (Of coourse, it is quiet down there, which is why he won’t e-mail for help.)
dabugger almost 13 years ago
Oh Danae, he caught ya; cannot go changing your word now…
burleigh2 almost 13 years ago
Wait… Jeffrey WANTS to be her boyfriend?!? After all of their interactions, I never got that vibe… just the one where he wanted a hole in the head more than her. :-s
Varnes almost 13 years ago
burleigh2, I don’t know your gender, and it doesn’t matter, but most women really don’t know what goes on in the heads of the guys they consider “just friends”!