Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for March 27, 2012

Now this is great……………….That and a roll of charmin……and life doesn’t get any better than that!!

So that’s how Pavarotti did it!

For the vibrato.Hmmm, did Opera Man on SNL ever sing vibrato?

“..and, with a simple adjustment, you can start a standing ovation when you’re finished!”

Does it cause applause to mysteriously come from behind you? I’m not sure what it’s for.

With optional extension arms it becomes the Heimlich 3000.

Makes no sense to me.

Now all you need is another machine to make sure you sing the right note, a megaphone for the volume, and this to give that vibrato, you’ve got a perfect opera sound. ;-)