I like George Carlin’s 2 commandments better.
http://youtu.be/1KiCEJoX9kE
I’m still certain that a 3rd tablet got broken on the trip down the mountain, and those ones were all about not being a douche about enforcing the rules on the first 2 tablets.
So, that’s how Kindle was really created!
Hopefully neither are iPads, since it was Apple that got them in trouble and kicked out of Eden…
The first iGape?!? . . . ☻
We might never know what was on that third tablet that Mel Brooks dropped.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YX-gqRdK_8
Moses broke both tablet over rage regarding the Israelites sin. Moses was the only one who broke all ten commandments at once.
SOMETIMES?!? Almost always.
613! count ’em! Jews got 613 (well, some Jews)
Dana Summers
April 03, 2015
pouncingtiger almost 13 years ago
I like George Carlin’s 2 commandments better.
http://youtu.be/1KiCEJoX9kE
WebSpider almost 13 years ago
I’m still certain that a 3rd tablet got broken on the trip down the mountain, and those ones were all about not being a douche about enforcing the rules on the first 2 tablets.
William Bednar Premium Member almost 13 years ago
So, that’s how Kindle was really created!
Digital Frog almost 13 years ago
Hopefully neither are iPads, since it was Apple that got them in trouble and kicked out of Eden…
GoodQuestion Premium Member almost 13 years ago
The first iGape?!? . . . ☻
rockngolfer almost 13 years ago
We might never know what was on that third tablet that Mel Brooks dropped.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YX-gqRdK_8
iced tea almost 13 years ago
Moses broke both tablet over rage regarding the Israelites sin. Moses was the only one who broke all ten commandments at once.
pouncingtiger almost 13 years ago
SOMETIMES?!? Almost always.
el8 almost 13 years ago
613! count ’em! Jews got 613 (well, some Jews)