The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for April 15, 2012
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Transcript:
The Born Loser by Art & Chip Sansom Eddie: Brutus Thornapple, my old childhood buddy! Brutus: Eddie Dingle! I haven't seen you since high school! Brutus: What line of work did you end up going into? Eddie: When I graduated from high school, they said I'd never get a job without a college degree... Eddie: Then, when I graduated from college, they said I needed to continue my education in graduate school... Eddie: And when I got my master's degree, they said I should get a doctorate. Finally, when I had finished all those years of education... Eddie: They said I was too old to enter the workforce!
pouncingtiger over 12 years ago
Too old and overqualified.
flagfly over 12 years ago
Not even thirty? Those people should go to school.
Cherobee over 12 years ago
The schools made out great, Ed never got smart enough to see that
LiviaBay over 12 years ago
Poor guy now the new rejection is ageism
reese828 over 12 years ago
And stuck with all those student loans until he hits the grave.
Dapperdan61 Premium Member over 12 years ago
You’re never too old not to get work at your local Wal-Mart
iced tea over 12 years ago
Try McDonalds and get a manager’s job.
cbrsarah over 12 years ago
These days a degree of any sort is no guarantee you’ll get a job.
dadscomics2012 over 12 years ago
Aint that the TRUTH!!!
angelfiredragon over 12 years ago
I know a guy who made up fake college diplomas to get hired, the first company that hired him paid him above average because of all of his degrees, he worked there for a few years, in the meantime they couldn’t verify it. As he was about to get let go he moved to another company and has been there for years. They just looked at how much he was making, upped him a bit and trusted he actually went to college. Ironically he does a better job than the real college educated people. Apparently not everyone learns alot in school. Educated idiots is what I call them.