Close to Home by John McPherson for April 03, 2012

Oy…LOL!

Bus-ted

Talk about the wrong side of the bed.

Yeah, some mornings are like that

If he’d gotten up on time and gone to work like he usually does, he would have missed the bus.

things to do today:call bus company and have tell them to take back their bus.call morgue and get corpse off her bed.call lawyer and sue the living sh.. out of the bus company.

Is that one of the Woodruffs down by his feet?

he looks dead tired

They’ll have to wheel him off that bed.

these school bus drivers better stop texting and driving! Wow!

The bus driver must have gone to the Woodruffs’ party.

I hope you don’t really mean that.

I’m a bus driver. I should show this to my co-workers.