Monty by Jim Meddick for April 12, 2012
April 11, 2012
April 13, 2012
Transcript:
You're Perry? I've heard a lot about you from the other guards. Really is that so? Say... Why'd they give you the nickname dirty Harry? Well, I... Um, excuse me just a moment... There's no touchin' th'art, talk. Got that? Yeah! Yeah! No... No... No... Touchin! Well, I suppose you'd hafta ask them why.
tattooedcyberidiot almost 13 years ago
Its his hands. See, he’s hiding his right behind his back. His hands are dirty.
Sisyphos almost 13 years ago
Maybe not the best PR for the museum, but “Dirty Harry” the guard is much more vigilant and effective than (probably) all the other guards put together!
Commentator almost 13 years ago
I wonder if Dirty Harry is going to bust Moondog over the Minor Terra-Cota Minoan figurine incident.
Alexthen almost 13 years ago
Dirty and hairy. Making someone’s day as usual.
SwimsWithSharks almost 13 years ago
It’s halftime at the art museum!
victornewman almost 13 years ago
I know what you’re thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I’ve kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum – the most powerful hand gun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question—Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk!
revisages almost 13 years ago
just another checkpoint…
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML almost 13 years ago
with his steel banana….
hometownk Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Ooh. Moondog isn’t fired yet. Has anyone noticed the figurine missing?
Varnes almost 13 years ago
Oh, man….touching sculpture in the modern art wing is just sick…..Man, go over to the classic nude sculptures like normal people …….
boldyuma almost 13 years ago
I suppose Moondog working alongside Dirty Harry
is better than working with a Rowdy Yates( cowpoking
and all that jazz.)
ironflange almost 13 years ago
Didn’t he get that name from always getting the sh*t end of the stick?
iced tea almost 13 years ago
“Go ahead! Make my day!”