Reality Check by Dave Whamond for April 24, 2012

Let’s just say that if Ken doll enlisted in the army, that comment might be a shot to the privates.

He has to take people’s barbs about his missing Barbie doll.

That Ken doll reminds me of Rick Santorum.

Ken Doll is missing a personality.

a pair

Maybe he did something to be missing what he’s missing ??

Could this be why Barbie left him?

Well lets just say John Holmes, he’s not!

He seems to be missing a lot of stuff!

The new Barbie doll, the woman scorned! See Dorothy and Ken’s new doll house! Is that a dead Toto on the steps.

functional anatomical correctness

Doc Toon & nighthawks, and a kung fu grip.

Well that’s going to make the new song awkward. “…if I only had a…..”

And I don’t think the Wizard is going to be able to psych him into a fix for that problem.

So he’s just going to have to go back to Kansas with Dorothy and run for Congress.

All of the above…..(and below)!

Ken looks a little stiff and wooden. Well, mostly wooden, ok?!

he’s missing a brain to

“I’d be virile, I’d be macho,And with a bulky crotch-o,I’d dare to wear a thong!I would bed lots o’ ladies,Even send my soul to Hades,If I only had a…”

This was laugh out loud funny. Not that it’s funny for Ken-Doll, no, not at all.

That was a good one. Naturally we don’t want dolls for kids to have all of that, but my girl dolls were WAY before Barbie and had to fit VERY tight for a strapless gown!