Brevity by Dan Thompson for April 04, 2012

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    mesachie  over 12 years ago

    If he uses suncreen, he won’t tan! Then he will be caught…. poor Moby

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    otforever  over 12 years ago

    This reminds me of a true story. When I was younger I used to wait tables between school. I approached a table with two women who were finishing their meal. To take their plates away I was going to say “Are you done with your food?” Half way through I changed my mind to say "Are you done eating? It came out – "Are you done feeding?

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago

    That would be a whale of a salon bill…. and they probably don’t accept plankton.

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    DuHhozr  over 12 years ago

    Okay, but it’ll cost you an extra fin!

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    imbaldeagle  over 12 years ago

    Atten-tion – 5 gallons of spraypaint needed in Booth #4!

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    bubujin_2 Premium Member over 12 years ago

    The salon attendant will definitely have a whale of a tale to tell when she gets home.

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    clucky  over 12 years ago

    Moby’s day’s are few !!

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    Varnes  over 12 years ago

    Dang it Johnny! I guess I gotta get up earlier…Anyway, yeah, a buckeye won’t do….Do they eat buckeyes?

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    Varnes  over 12 years ago

    The salon girl and Ahab have something in common…Her name’s Peg…

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    Tammycrookshanks  over 12 years ago

    I used to have a cat named Moby Dick till we got him neutered. Then he was just Moby.

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    J Short  over 12 years ago

    It looks like whale kabob on the barbie tonight.

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    Digital Frog  over 12 years ago

    Ahab looks like he studying the sidewalk looking for the prints of whales.

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    egstrasser  over 12 years ago

    looks interesting

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    iced tea  over 12 years ago

    Understand, Moby Dick never got killed.

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    NightOwl19  over 12 years ago

    Candygram.

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