...even the home shopping network won't accept my calls!
Yes, they match your phone number to you credit limit.
Thank you for calling, we appreciate your business…
Blame it on the parrot.
Good! Save your money Ziggy. You are gonna need it to pay your phone bill and other monthly living expenses.
better shop around
Ziggy, the original Forever Alone guy.
I learned the hard way never to order stuff off television
when you’re drunk late at night..
Stuff arrives on your doorstep 2 weeks later and you have
zero recollection of ordering it..
Because… YOU DON"T HAVE A CORDLESS PHONE OR A FLAT SCREEN TV!
Money doesn’t grow on trees.
June 27, 2016
June 28, 2021
The Nihilist almost 13 years ago
Yes, they match your phone number to you credit limit.
Thank you for calling, we appreciate your business…
bluskies almost 13 years ago
Blame it on the parrot.
DrMoses almost 13 years ago
Good! Save your money Ziggy. You are gonna need it to pay your phone bill and other monthly living expenses.
revisages almost 13 years ago
better shop around
sfrench almost 13 years ago
Ziggy, the original Forever Alone guy.
boldyuma almost 13 years ago
I learned the hard way never to order stuff off television
when you’re drunk late at night..
Stuff arrives on your doorstep 2 weeks later and you have
zero recollection of ordering it..
Joseph Krois almost 13 years ago
Because… YOU DON"T HAVE A CORDLESS PHONE OR A FLAT SCREEN TV!
tinastar008 almost 13 years ago
Money doesn’t grow on trees.